Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Off on a Long Redneck Weekend

I'm leaving tomorrow for Daytona.

NASCAR, Fishin' and (prolly) Beer Drinkin'

I reckoned it was time to put my suthern edukayshun to good use. Benn hangin' out in th' big city too long.

Hope to have some edukayshunal pikturs of cars and fish for you when I return.

Have a fantastic weekend!!!!!
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(Jeff Foxworthy) You Might Be A NASCAR Redneck If. . . . . .

You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman
start your engines!"....

You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....

You’ve ever written Richard Petty’s name on a presidential ballot....

You’re not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure
do like to look at the pictures....

You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program....

Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn
three....

You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....

You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can’t remember
your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary....

You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can’t
remember how old your children are....

You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car
going 200 mph.....round and round and round....

The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona....

You’ve spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one....

You know the "Back way" to Talledega....

You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper....

3 comments:

Karyn Romeis said...

Okay, it's official - you lost me. Totally. Colour me confused.

Janet Clarey said...

Have a good time. Scope out a mullet head to sit next to in case you're photographed. Don't want that out-of-place big city look ya'll.

Wendy said...

Karyn: Not a problem. I may need to send you a link to a NASCAR race offline :' )

Janet: Mullets seem to be getting replaced by bald heads and goatees among the men - long greasy hair among the women.

Thankfully - hats are always in style.